Dear Alice,

Is it true that a man's erect penis size can be predicted by dividing his shoe size in half?

Dear Reader,

Certainly not -- no more than big hands and a big nose mean anything more than large gloves and extra room to store boogers. If there's research out there based on something other than fantasy, which counters this declaration, please pass it along.


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