Pain-in-the- ...er, rear. Proctalgia Fugax?
Originally Published: April 2, 1999 - Last Updated / Reviewed On: August 26, 2011
I get severe cramping in my rectal area. It only happens at night when I'm asleep. I happened to mention this to several male friends, and they all eventually confessed to having this same severe problem. One of them said it was "Ass Cramps." Ever hear of this? Is this another problem that men get that no one ever hears of?
Your pains-in-the- …er, rear may not be a mystery "male thing," but rather could be due to muscle cramping, constipation, hemorrhoids, proctalgia fugax, or levator ani. Say what?! Here's an explanation.
Proctalgia fugax is characterized by a sudden, intense spasm of the anal opening usually lasting less than a minute, but in some rare cases can last up to an hour. These sharp stabbing cramps can occur a few times daily, then be absent for weeks or months. They are intense enough to wake someone from sleep, and often do. This condition is experienced by about 13 percent of adults and is actually more common among women than men.
The most common treatment for proctalgia fugax is simply to push on or massage the anal area or the perineum. This may be done manually, or by straddling the edge of an empty bathtub (carefully) or sitting on a tennis ball (which could make for a great scene should your roommate or partner chose to walk in. "What?" you ask innocently, "I'm just trying to hatch this tennis ball!"). Other measures that might help are soaking in a warm bath, and including plenty of fiber and liquids in your diet to keep the stools soft. The asthma drug Salbutamol can be prescribed by your health care provider. Lastly, because one possible cause is stress, you might lessen the number of attacks by practicing relaxation techniques such as deep breathing or looking into other stress management techniques.
A similar condition is levator ani syndrome. Distinct from proctalgia fugax, this pain is felt higher up in the rectal passage as more of a tight pressure than sharp cramps, and often lasts for 20 minutes or longer. You can ease an attack of levator ani syndrome by soaking in a bath of hot water, standing or walking around, massaging the levator ani muscles (by inserting a clean finger up the rectum), or taking an over-the-counter anti-inflammatory like ibuprofen or naproxen.
FYI, cramps come from prolonged contraction of muscle fibers. Cramping often occurs during or right after exercise, when you sweat a lot or have a fever, from repetitive motion (such as writing — writer's cramp), and as a result of poor blood circulation (sometimes associated with leg cramps). Some cramp-reducers include:
- Massaging the affected area, which often reduces the pain and duration of the cramping.
- Adding more potassium-rich foods to your diet (such as bananas and walnuts), which could help alleviate and prevent future cramps.
- Using medicine prescribed by your health care provider if you're chronically cramped.
How often do you experience the night cramps? If the self-care measures mentioned above aren't working, or if you're sleep is interrupted frequently, you might want to be checked out by your health care provider to investigate causes of the pain. Columbia students can make an appointment through Open Communicator or by calling x4-2284. While a diagnosis should be helpful for treatment and peace of mind, it's unlikely the name of the condition could rival the raw descriptive power of "Ass Cramps," as your friend labeled his experience. Just don't want you to be disappointed.
Hope this helps you find relief,
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Let me get to the point, I just found a cure — pot.
I too have had this condition; I've had it since my early 20's and I'm now 42 years old (male). I've tried...
Let me get to the point, I just found a cure — pot.
I too have had this condition; I've had it since my early 20's and I'm now 42 years old (male). I've tried everything short of taking medicine. Usually eating a high fiber diet keeps the symptoms at bay for longer periods of time, but eventually that rectal Charlie horse will hit in the middle of the night (and sometimes more than once in a night) and it's a nightmare. Often I come close to passing out from the pain. Normally walking, and especially walking up and down stairs helps, and sometimes massaging the area helps, but for me these "therapies" shorten the length of the attack only modestly.
I have never used drugs, except recreationally on rare occassion. I can count on two hands the number of times I've tried even a little pot. It just so happened the other day, don't ask me why, that a small quantity of pot was left in my house when I had one of these attacks. After suffering awhile I thought... couldn't hurt to try it and I only took one or two puffs, and sure enough, the pain went away in seconds! It happened again a couple of nights ago, and this time I didn't wait as long to try it, I took two small puffs, and sure enough, it again went away in seconds, and I had a good nights sleep. What a relief!
What can I say? I sure don't want to make this a habit, but I'm going to keep some pot around the house for "medicinal purposes," as Granny Clampett used to say. Of course there shouldn't be quotes in my case. It really will be for medicinal purposes.
Good Luck to the rest of you. I know your suffering.
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I've been researching this "condition" (I'm a female btw) on the internet for a while now and I have to say that yours is the BEST answer I've come across —...
I've been researching this "condition" (I'm a female btw) on the internet for a while now and I have to say that yours is the BEST answer I've come across — thanks so much!